AISubs v3.7
The next day...
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Thank you for coming to Sleazon Store in Krampin! - Thank you!
- Tetsuya, you've been practicing a lot, haven't you? - As usual.
- I'll do my best.
- You've got a lot in there, even though you're hungry.
- Huh?! I'm hungry, do something about it!
- Are you okay? - I'm fine, I'm fine!
- Are you sure you're okay? - I'm fine!
- Okay, take it easy! - Good morning!
- Action! - Okay!
- My teeth are so hard - It's so hard
- Hey, hey, hey, the muffler's falling off - I'm single!
- Yay!
- What is it?! - Oh!
- I'm leaving today!
- Hahahaha - Tetsuya's crazy
- You look like you're having fun - Are you having fun today?
- Oh, man - What's up with you?
- What's up with you?
- Let me say one last thing, your head hurts! - It hurts!
I just said something I shouldn't have.
I almost died.
It's a thread!
Our next guest is...
Mr. Hagi Horoko from Satoshiba Taeyaku!
Thank you for coming!
Our last guest is...
Mr. Harumi Shunkawa!
Thank you for coming!
Your name is...
I don't know.
I'm counting on you.
Okay!
I'm always like this.
I drop my camera and say, "Okay, I'll do it."
And then something happens and I say, "Okay, I'll do it."
It's been 30 seconds and I haven't said a word.
I'm Tsuda Kanji-tan and I play Soichi Haizaki!
Thank you for having me!
It was hot.
It was in Entenga Park.
But thanks to that, I'm a good person.
No matter how hot it is, I'll put up a smile.
It's not like I'm trying hard to act.
It really hurts!
It's so fast!
It's a lot of fun.
The M Brothers!
M Brothers!
That was close.
If I got caught in the middle of the show, I'd be done for.
By the way...
“M” from The M Brothers! is...
This is “M” for “interview”.
By the way...
“M” from The M Brothers! is...
This is “M” for “interview”.
No doubt about it.
I just said it!
I hope you don't get a headache.
I know I shouldn't say this, but I hope you don't get a headache.
I hope you don't say this.
Seriously...
You have a big face.
This atmosphere...
It's crazy.
Jiro's face is crazy.
Tell me.
What do you think about me?
Tell me!
Gero-gero.
What's wrong?
What?
Gero-gero.
What?
I'm sorry, but...
I don't like girly women.
That's not what I'm talking about!
I'm sure you've done it before.
What country?
Well...
I'm going back to my underarms.
You're going back to your underarms?
Why are you going back to your underarms?
Are you storing this?
Yes.
What is this?
What are you doing now?
I'm picking up girls.
Japanese picking up girls.
Why don't you pick one?
Monday or Tuesday.
Lunch instead of dinner.
Are you going to have lunch instead of dinner?
Please give it to Linda.
What is this?
This is enough because there is a blank.
This is a reality show.
I don't like this.
I want to do this.
I want you to die.
I want you to die and become a weapon.
(Laughing)
Who are we?
What is it?
Who are we?
It stinks.
It's really disgusting.
It stinks.
Saucer?
It's not a saucer!
It's disgusting.
Hey, I'll put a black cloth on you.
(Laughing)
What?
It's definitely not now.
It's not now.
You like it, don't you?
No, I don't like it anymore.
It's a serious apology meeting, but I found an interesting person.
One person has a very interesting face.
He's grinning now.
Yes.
Hello.
(Laughing)
He's got a big face.
He's cool.
(Coughing)
How is it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes.
Please don't think it's easy for me to talk.
(Laughing)
Even if you make me talk.
He got money, read the script, and talked.
You can't get money for anything else.
That's right.
Whether you talk here or not, you can't.
(Laughing)
Tetsuya wants to ask you something.
Please calm down.
It's not like that.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'll be honest with you.
Yes.
You said there was an extra cute girl you were talking about.
Yes.
I thought you were really looking at me.
You said you were looking at me a lot.
Were you looking at me?
I was looking at you.
Look.
Damn it, I took an uninteresting scene.
(Laughing)
Don't tell me you're going to sacrifice yourself.
For what?
You're not the only one who wants to stay and shoot, are you?
Yes.
I've been waiting for this moment for my whole life.
Why does it have to end like this?
What's going on in there?
Is there anything you can tell from the outside?
Hurry up and close it.
What's wrong?
Hey, stop it.
I want you to kiss me.
Oh, you showed me your ear.
What's wrong?
I want you to kiss me.
Oh, you're making me blush.
Are you really scared of me?
Anyway, his reaction is...
Bang!
He's avoiding me.
What's going on?
Is there anything you can tell from the outside?
Anyway, his reaction is...
Bang!
Are you kidding me?
Oh, you're talking about the desk.
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't kidding.
Are you kidding me?
Is there anything you can tell from the outside?
Bang!
He's avoiding me.
What's going on?
Is there anything you can tell from the outside?
Like this?
What?
Do you have any key belt?
Oh!
It's like Mammoth.
I'll eat it.
Wow!
It's amazing!
Is it possible?
It's amazing!
Tojimitsu is different!
What do you think of Kanzawa?
Kanzawa?
It's like this.
What?
I'm serious.
It's like this.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
What are you doing today?
I want you to tell me your impression of Kanzawa.
Oh!
My impression of Kanzawa!
I see.
I haven't talked about Kanzawa that much.
There weren't many patterns of Kanzawa.
Kanzawa is different from others.
I think you start with washing your body.
What?
You start with talking about Kanzawa.
Then, you wash your body.
Then, you start talking about Kanzawa.
In my case, I knew I was different from others.
So, I started talking about Kanzawa in the bathroom.
I'm sorry.
You talk about Foozle, don't you?
What?
You talk about Foozle seriously, don't you?
What do you think of me?
No, I'm serious.
I'll answer you seriously.
Do you want me to answer you seriously?
I'll definitely answer you seriously.
What?
I'll definitely answer you seriously.
You didn't tell me that.
KANZAWA'S IMPRESSION OF FOOZLE
Oh, my gosh!
Seriously!
Well...
It's terrible.
Seriously.
I forgot about it because of my vomit.
I still have vomit in my mouth.
My eyeballs are floating in water.
My eyes are like...
Shiat!
I feel like Kamaitachi.
My vision is zero.
I have no vision.
I don't know where you are.
If I tried to come, you would be around here.
I didn't want to give you contact.
What are you doing?
I don't know where you are.
I almost climbed up.
Why did you say Kamaitachi?
It's because of my experience.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for coming last time.
We cooperated a lot last time.
What did we say?
Hey!
Who are you?
Just you.
That's too much!
To be honest, is it hard?
It's hard.
It's just a schedule.
I'm starting to feel sleepy.
I don't have time to sleep.
Please do your best!
Thank you!
It's a fashion show today.
Is Tegoshi here?
Tegoshi!
I'm sorry!
You are so ugly!
Did you memorize everything?
I memorized everything.
Really?
I memorized everything.
What?
I memorized everything.
That's amazing.
It's over.
What?
I did everything.
What?
There's a fly.
Nishimura-san, there's a fly.
You're flying a script.
There are two scenes for episodes 10 and 20.
For my scenes of "Tetsuya", "Toshimitsu", "Reporter"
"Toshimitsu", "Reporter"
"Haisaki", "Reporter"
"Haisaki", "Tetsuya"
Toshimitsu
"Haisaki", "Tetsuya"
"Tetsuya", "Haisaki", "Tegoshi"
"Haisaki", "Tetsuya", "Haisaki", "Tetsuya", "Haisaki"
That's it!
You don't have a line.
No lines!
Let's give a big round of applause for Mr. Aizaki and his role, Mr. Tsunakai!
Thanks to all of you, I was able to work comfortably.
I've never worked on a set like this before, so I had a lot of fun.
Thank you very much!
Mr. Komatsu Koshima, who plays Mr. Tanuma Mentaro, will be the special one-up!
Where did he go?
Mr. Komatsu, congratulations!
Thank you very much!
I was able to do something that I wouldn't be able to experience if I was a regular actor.
I wanted to do more of this kind of thing.
And thank you very much to everyone in Tokyo!
Mr. Harumi Shihama, who plays Saiki Nippo, will be the special one-up!
I feel like I'm back in my school days.
I had so much fun that I asked "Is this really your job?" Thank you so much!
Honoka Yahagi will be the one-up!
Yumemaru will be the one-up!
Shiroo will be the one-up!
Mayu will be the one-up!
Hoshimizu will be the one-up!
Ishimegane will be the one-up!
Eta will be the one-up!
I had so much fun meeting all of you!
Thank you so much for coming!
Thank you!
I'm sure we've caused you a lot of trouble, but thank you so much for coming!
I learned a lot!
Thank you!
We've gotten along pretty well.
We've grown attached to each other.
It feels like I'm graduating.
It feels like I'm graduating from elementary school.
Thank you so much!
I'm happy to go home early tomorrow, but I'm sad that I can't see you anymore.
I'll do my best from now on!
Thank you!
It was the best experience!
Thank you!
With my support,
Sumida Team, Kabukichi Group, and Breito A Team will win all six cups!
With your continued support,
we will win!
We will win!
It's over. / That was crazy!
The last cut was like...
Is it really over?
I was so nervous!
We talked about this three years ago.
Three or four years ago.
We were like, "Isn't this kind of story good?"
We talked about it to a certain extent, and then it became zero for various reasons,
and then we started talking about it again.
Which one is the longest?
If I were to say it...
Mentaro-san said it's the longest.
I'm happy about that.
I'm getting carried away.
I should have said it earlier.